God: "Aren't
you going to pray before going to sleep?"
Me: "Nope. Not in the
mood."
God: "Why not?"
Me: "Just not in the mood
that's all."
Few minutes silence
God: " You seem a little upset.
Is something wrong?"
Me: " Well, you're God, you
should know."
God: "lol...yep, you're spot-on
there my friend. But I still want you to tell me yourself."
Me: " Why?"
God: "Because I like chatting
with you."
Me: "I'm really not in the mood
for chatting tonight, so please leave me alone; I just want to sleep. I'm
exhausted, tired of this damn awful country, and I don't want to think about
anything at all right now."
God: " Hmmm...what country are
you referring to?"
Me: "What country do you
think?! Nigeria of-course!’’
God: "Really?? I thought you
were quite happy here. Just a few months ago you seemed very pleased about the
direction Nigeria was going."
Me: "Yea, I was. But now I'm
not so sure. In-fact I am sure. This country isn't going in any flipping
direction. We just continue to live in false hope whilst forever going round in
circles. I'm sick and tired of this God forsaken country."
God: "Ahhh, there you go with
that term again."
Me: "What term?"
God: "God forsaken"