God: "Aren't
you going to pray before going to sleep?"
Me: "Nope. Not in the mood."
God: "Why not?"
Me: "Just not in the mood that's all."
Few minutes silence
God: " You seem a little upset. Is something wrong?"
Me: " Well, you're God, you should know."
God: "lol...yep, you're spot-on there my friend. But I still want you to tell me yourself."
Me: " Why?"
God: "Because I like chatting with you."
Me: "I'm really not in the mood for chatting tonight, so please leave me alone; I just want to sleep. I'm exhausted, tired of this damn awful country, and I don't want to think about anything at all right now."
God: " Hmmm...what country are you referring to?"
Me: "What country do you think?! Nigeria of-course!’’
God: "Really?? I thought you were quite happy here. Just a few months ago you seemed very pleased about the direction Nigeria was going."
Me: "Yea, I was. But now I'm not so sure. In-fact I am sure. This country isn't going in any flipping direction. We just continue to live in false hope whilst forever going round in circles. I'm sick and tired of this God forsaken country."
God: "Ahhh, there you go with that term again."
Me: "What term?"
God: "God forsaken"
Me: "Nope. Not in the mood."
God: "Why not?"
Me: "Just not in the mood that's all."
Few minutes silence
God: " You seem a little upset. Is something wrong?"
Me: " Well, you're God, you should know."
God: "lol...yep, you're spot-on there my friend. But I still want you to tell me yourself."
Me: " Why?"
God: "Because I like chatting with you."
Me: "I'm really not in the mood for chatting tonight, so please leave me alone; I just want to sleep. I'm exhausted, tired of this damn awful country, and I don't want to think about anything at all right now."
God: " Hmmm...what country are you referring to?"
Me: "What country do you think?! Nigeria of-course!’’
God: "Really?? I thought you were quite happy here. Just a few months ago you seemed very pleased about the direction Nigeria was going."
Me: "Yea, I was. But now I'm not so sure. In-fact I am sure. This country isn't going in any flipping direction. We just continue to live in false hope whilst forever going round in circles. I'm sick and tired of this God forsaken country."
God: "Ahhh, there you go with that term again."
Me: "What term?"
God: "God forsaken"